have you facebook stalked him yet?
No, I don’t know his last name...
Just google his license plate numb
I dont know why the TSA people are looking at me wierd. I mean there is no way i am the only hungover college girl here with nine tally marks on her hand and last nights glitter on her face
OH MY GOD MY GRANDMA JUST SHOWED ME HER BOOB OH. MY. GOD.
I didn't even have time to sit down and the nurse was like: ''You've been having unprotected sex.'' HOW DOES SHE KNOW?!?
We love you just as you are but we might love you more if we didn't have to post bail so often...
You came on the chandelier from the first floor.. Of course were allowed back
You're fucking beautiful as shit and we should have loving sex...
I'll have sex with you for tacos. I don't care, man.
logically I know i should probably study somewhere outside my dorm room, but if I do that then I cant drink and smoke half as much while i study
we are eating waffles in the pillow fort. Still think you're too straight for a threesome?
I'll be right over.
I have one goal now that I am in the USA. To find a man I can fuck into marriage before my visa runs out.
Okay so the couple who keep propositioning people for threeways are def siblings not bf/gf
So are you gonna do it or no you said they're hot
One time she showed me her pierced nipples in our high school locker room and now she has a daughter
You are hungover. Your arguments are irrational an incoherent. We only played twice. Have some Gatorade and take a knee.
You know how fear has a smell? Well turns out shame has a smell too. It's Pina colada flavored anal grease.
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