Sponge bath it is.
I should be sponsored by Trojan
There's a group of australian girls next to me. can't take them seriously. think they are going to turn into mr g
today is monday, i feel like we should do something illegal
I think I explained what happened in the voicemail. But I think I might have just cried and ranted about how cool osiris shoes are
I'm functioning at the level of a challenged walrus.
They left me stranded on the side of the road with a table and five gallons of water. They said it was all I really needed to survive. People are staring
Yeahhh, apparently my brothers think its ok not to check on me if a creeper is talking to me bc i "like those weirdo types"
Am I not being subtle enough by giving him a rainbow striped bong, during PRIDE MONTH?
Guess who has two thumbs and broke her boyfriends dick?
Im quite confident that my struggle with sobriety ended last night sometime after dinner
I'll tell you that it involved a pair of pliers and a trip to the ER.
I demand a full explanation right now.
Many a woman has been in tears over the passing of my penis' whorish ways.
All boys are excommunicated from my vagina until further notice.
You left your pants here again. 4th time in a row. How can you walk home without pants?
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