Here's my recipe for happiness. Go get a pen. 1. smoke a bowl 2. put on explosions in the sky 3. take a bath. Do this for about 1 hour or until all your problems go away.
Who did Billy Mays play for?
so after morning sex, she rolled a joint and turned on sports center
you might have found the rare bro goddess. i thought they were myth
i dont care if i have to wear a pillow case, there will be an open bar at my wedding
I just ate a cashew that looked EXACTLY like your dick.
Shark Week. Kick off begins Sunday. The drinking game has been upgraded to include jumping/breaching sharks and Jake's not allowed to bring the harpoon. Period.
it's been dubbed the summer of antibiotics
No. More. Tequila. Even the hot dog guy felt bad for me and you know that guy has seen some crazy shit.
This is what we get for YOLOing our way to obesity
Having boobs is probably the greatest thing in the world, free booze all around
i still can't believe he got laid by going to the bar and handing out "cuddle buddy" application forms
Just traded a sandwich for anxiety drugs outside the club. I fuckin' LOVE this place.
He should know he can't successfully wrestle in pudding fully clothed. Amateur.
Help I accidentally unlocked this guy's tragic backstory and I need a rewind button!
It was a good thing I was on the balcony flashing those guys or I would have never seen her skipping to his car
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