it took you forty minutes to realize it was a gay bar.
but you don't have to sleep on top of four different cum stains because you'd rather buy a case of Franzia than spend $3.50 in the student laundry room
I expect to be treated like a lady. Even If your sticking it in my ass.
Yes, but if I hadn't gotten here early, I never would have seen the butch lesbian midget waddling down stairs from the bar. Worth every minute of drinking alone.
Because of him my new motto is "Keep calm and fuck a guy with a beard". Yes, I am serious.
I look like one classy bitch running in heels through my backyard while carrying a small dog and a large bottle of booze. How am I still single?
Seems like you've kicked summer 2012 off well.
you should have seen it. it was just a bunch of guys in togas chanting the username and password to a brazzers account we all share. best thing that has happened to our group
There are a bunch of highly educated, advanced in their field, PUSSY ASS BITCHES in this bar
I think it's god's punishment for my behavior in Vegas . Lies were told. Angels were defiled. Pools were pissed in
it's always good to have a friend that's a hairdresser, a massage therapist, maybe throw in a lawyer just in case, and always have a friend on food stamps
22 is way too old to still be having "thank god I think I'm getting my period" days
So here's a tip: don't give a blowjob the same morning you're going to the dentist. Cuz they will think you have "mouth trauma."
I don't even have his number. I have his pants tho
He looks like an accountant with a secret kinky candy filled center.
I just made out with his twin, technically it's the same person..... Right?
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