YEA!!! I'll throw you a non-baby shower.
Sometimes I wish I could peel his face off and use it to take all the money out of his account.
I don't think I can handle being a slut. There is a lot more emotional stress that I never realized.
He tried to bang a 300 pounder last night. No joke. I shotgunned a tall boy in a bar cuz the bartender didn't crack the beer. Cant wait till Nashville.
First if all, whoever designed penis shaped ice cubes is clearly daring me to shove them up my vagina
just walked past the recycling bin in class, there's keystone cans in it. go cougs.
Apparently unused tampons can also double as things to bite down on during public sex to prevent screaming...
What does puking wasabi feel like?
Like snorting cocaine backwards.
I don't trust myself to shower and not drown.
Andy was trying to screw his door shut from the inside so no one could get in.
His legs actually look hot in that dress. He might even make a better girl than Josh
Fingerblasting some girl on the deck tryna get her to fuck on a lifeboat
I'm at the point where I'm more upset that he got to keep my bottle of Fireball than that he stopped talking to me with no explanation
I'm proud of all of us. Somehow we all survived another Jägerbomb Tuesday
I appreciate having someone to objectively critique my dick pics.
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