Dude ur right that IS what a vagina looks like!
Do everybody a favor and GET LAID MORE.
All you kept saying was "my dick ALWAYS causes problems".
is it STILL halloween? when did this turn into a week long holiday
Delete her number from his phone. He keeps slurring how he's going to get her "all sorts of pregnant".
Our neighbors just passed us a blunt from their deck, and are hooking us up.
I just baked them cookies. We're friends now.
oh wow I have been there. Hell one time Matt and I woke up naked with pizza rolls in the bed.
Yea no bueno and I only brought enough weed to last one night. And it was no Hanukah nug, it didn't last 8 days.
I will now send you explicit pics of mine and her genetalia bound together forever in the devils dance that is sexting.
Also, you need to stop getting hammered and taking showers with people.
Two things. 1) party at my house this Friday 2) what was the name of the Australian you fucked on the cruise ship?
YOU LEFT MY FUCKING BRA OUTSIDE OF YOUR HOUSE AND NEVER TEXTED ME.
HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED
I think every girl deserves a pregnancy scare. Because then it just feels like such a priviledge to be bleeding out of the vagina.
I legit just did a jig towards my box of tampons.
I feel like everything in my life has been preparing me for my future sex robot experience
You’re so close!!!
I showed up drunk and covered in glitter, smelling like stale booze and dirty stripper and my younger brother gave thanks his life wasn’t a shitshow like mine
That’s how my thanksgiving went
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