she looks like stephen colbert with that blond wig he was wearing last night.
Is it too much to ask that I wake up one morning with out a pic of your dick as my wallpaper??
my mom was by far the drunkest one there. best impromptu wednesday afternoon party ever
Faces of meth called, they want their look back.
What's the right thing to say when he sends me a picture of his penis ?
Come get me we have a petting zoo to throw up in.
Oh yeah, found out i got it from my boyfriend's wife. Thanks though.
nope. just stoned. wishing i had a golf cart.
He has been feeding me cheesecake and candy for breakfast. Naked. For three days. How am I ever going to leave????
He was so energetic. It was like screwing a bunny.
I am naked, and drinking straight gin with a flat tonic chaser. I had such greater hopes for myself as a child.
yea...tonic water is fucking gross.
holy shit! you were walking down a hill and just happened to be passing a trash can like 4 ft away and projectile vomited over a fence into the trash can. kept walking and drank a beer.
He loves blowjobs.. were meant for each other.
New drinking game get out your high school year book and take a shot for everyone in your class who's had a baby!
It was like Strip poker and blow, but with Yu-Gi-Oh cards
Randomize
