belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
Its sad we have to plan out fun a month in advance. 30 sucks.
She said she had a thing for dinosaurs. Come get me now
He gave Paula abdoul a run for her crazy
Mark is going to get hypothermia. he is shirtless eating snow bc he "doesnt want to be dehydrated" tomorrow. youre in charge.
Showering in my swimsuit in hopes of getting the beer smell out.
I BIT YOU IN THE DINING ROOM. I bit you and you crunched
The maintenance guy says happy birthday. Also, he likes your penis balloon.
I drank it. I drank the beer from '78. I drank my bday beer, I drank my soul
He held the kayak still so I wouldn't tip over while projectile vomiting. If that ain't true love, I don't know what is...
So when's a good time this week to show up at your apartment in nothing but a trench coat and a bow? Y'know. Hypothetically.
So.. I was kinda upset i got the bad fuck out of the situation
I just had to explain my bite marks to my allergy doctor when she gave me my shots...You're the best <3
I don't wanna see it, I don't wanna touch it, I just want it in me.
She was blacked out at her own party. It felt good to stand next to her while she laid on the floor and say "vomit does not look good on you."
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