I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
Single schmingle. No one actually obeys the relationship boundaries these days. Its 2009.
so he made me dinner last pm @whch point i askd if i could help out. he hands me his fucking laundry and asks me 2 do it
only you. it could only happen to you.
im celebrating the fact lent is over and i can give blow jobs again.
We are having a competition to see who can masterbate in the wierdest place, right now hes winning since he masterbated on his Jr. High school bus.
Upon further investigation it turns out it wasn't blood, but chocolate frosting from the cupcake I shoved in my pocket to "save for later"
Hey history final, how's it feel to be raped in the ass by my steel cock of ACADEMIC PERFECTION?
you are way too vulgar to be a girl
I'm going out w/ her for her b-day in a bit. I just talked to one of her drunk friends on the phone who asked if I could "handle 7 lesbian." This could be interesting.
You sent me snap chats of you guys having sex. Like plural. It was like flip book porn, I'm traumatized.
I feel very compelled to cut off the person's ears that is sitting in front of me
We just got in a fight with grandma b/c she tried to tell us you didn't go hard.
i need to put some appletini on your dick
Would love to dress up in respectable attire and take you out somewhere nice and then do disgusting crude things in public
His family, without saying anything, started a game of quarters the moment the drinks arrived. I love them. If only I didn't hate him so much.
Fuck the walk of shame. I make this shit glorious.
The fact that you arent wearing shoes probably just adds to the classiness
Condom wrapper stuck to my shirt ups the anty
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