these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
the #6 from wendy's when stoned is definitely better than sex. i dont care what anyone says.
You had sex with him even after he literally described himself as a "coldplay guy"? There's a line you just don't cross. There is a line.
He tried to say the picture wasn't him. Like I'd forget his curved boner.
And im sorry for wishing your girlfriend gets genital warts.
dude wearing that thong all day was not worth the 7 bucks
hey give me heads up if you're feeling vulnerable tomorrow night
This hangover is so bad, we are pregaming Chinese food with pizza.
Definitely worth waiting her kid to got to sleep when the first thing you hear once she's back is "I want you in my ass right now"
Hey my results were negative. Your chlamydia train stops here. Happy hunting!
And by pregame I mean drink heavily and watch Russian dash cam car crash vids
I just traded a couple nudes for pizza delivery. Call me lazy, easy, or an entrepreneur, but either way I'll have dominoes in 15 minutes.
I woke up in your kitchen with my ID in my hand and my nails were painted electric blue. Dude.... never let me have fireball again.
Id like to submit an apology whenever you feel like talking.
Its not gonna be for awhile Im not a very forgiving person especially since you TOTALED MY FUCKING CAR.
Something I never want to forget. I'm in a porta potty and she is outside knocking on the door going "You're a queen. You're a queen. Never think any different"
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