She rubs her butt on the bed & then she growls..
please tell me that the half empty jar of cocktail sauce on the table has nothing to do with my missing seamonkeys
i feel like my eyelids need a kick stand.
all i wanted was to be slutty. now i'm meeting him for drinks tomorrow because he woke up before i had a chance to sneak out and was too polite to say no
My little brother just suggested we drink the rest of the vodka because it's raining. My job is complete.
He ate me out on the balcony. My asian neighbors cats are judging me...ALL 3 OF THEM!!
merry christmas to all and to all I give the mystery rash.
...im seriously confused as to why this doesn't make sense to you. Girl hostage, rob casino. Makes perfect sense.
Two hot shots of tequila for breakfast? Yeah today is gonna be a shit show
All three roommates are gay and in women's studies. Ive already been informed that all penetration is rape. This is not the college experience I signed up for.
He was pretty handsy. Told me I tasted like smoke. Good think he tasted that and not the stomach acid I just puked not ten minutes before.
I remember grabbing your ass. So firm. So right. I don't regret it.
sorry for the random call. He stopped mid-sex because he wanted confirmation that I was really a reverend.
He started yelling terms of endearment at a cheese sandwich. Then he tried to hump it.
I didn’t say it was classy, I said it was sexy
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