Damn. That makes sense
I know im like the sherlok holmes of sexual problems
we just ha sex. he lasted two minutes. i told him to leave because i had class
isnt today saturday?
we ended up doing shots out of those medicine cups..swine flu finally did something good for me
my dealer just handed me my weed in a pink easter egg
Going to bed. I have to wake up early and teach small children. And then have affairs with their fathers. I'm going to get deported.
He kept coming back from the bar with hotter girls and just left with two...I feel like I just witnessed something amaZing. Like meeting Jesus and finding out he has no morals either
Found him fucking some random drunk chick in the bathrrom at the blue lep with a beer in each hand. had to give him props.
After Madison dropped a bottle of full vodka an it shattered on the floor, it was quiet for literally 3 min straight and then drew said "the booze gods have spoken"
Sometimes things go your way and sometimes you get hit on by a fat drunk girl.
Maybe it was that imaginary ghost dick you were stuffing in your mouth a minute ago
do you know how ratchet you have to be to get kicked out of a drag club on Halloween weekend??
I woke up this morning to a lot of blurry photos of a swan i must have chased down the riverbank and a handbag full of loose haribo.
Being able to fart in her presence and not be judged is why I pay half the rent.
So yeah, turns out I enjoy vaguely public group sex. Who knew?
The last thing I need is a possessed urethra.
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