What ever happened to making out with a few boob grabs here and there?
College is just filling the gap until I get a rich girl pregnant
Not a chance. She stuck her hand under my kilt and she told the whole table I was indeed commando. She broke all the rules.
You need to get over here. I think the drunks are about to sacrifice a chicken to the beer gods. Or a freshman. Stay tuned.
Using our apartments online floor/space planner to see how many beer pong tables we can fit. Dont think they had this in mind when they put this thing online.
Probably not lol but were fitting as many as possible
If Anthony Weiner can get in trouble for sexting 2 or 3 girls I dunno how politicians will make it in 10 years.
Lol I would vote for a guy that is trying to be a senator that has a viral video of him motorboating a topless chick
I left myself a note saying 'buy a hamster but not an orange one like this pen'
omg so drunk
WTF moment this morning: we were getting ready to leave and he reaches under his mattress to pull out his gun. All I could do was look at him and go "really?!"
Dude. Woke up this morning wearing that chick's panties. 8/10, would recommend. I love tequila.
Knowing there are different types of spiders in different countries and regions makes me never want to travel.
Just because I'm sleeping with him doesn't mean I'm in love with him, it means that I want to have sex with someone who isn't a serial killer.
How so I keep attracting the virgins? HOW?
You talk about your love for your ninja turtle onesie when you're drunk. Are you really surprised?
well you're talking to a woman who had glorious sex less than 24 hrs ago so my opinion is biased.
I'm at home 4 xanax deep watching She's all that.. no I don't want to go out. The couch is eating me.
The bartender remember my drink from last sat. I think we just became drocals...drunk. locals.
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