I need to just get drunk and eat a pot pie.
just got a rotting pancake and bacon in the mail from your address....
he said he "kind of had sex before.. Barely" i think it was one of those situations where you slide into home and get tagged out.
Nothing says true friendship like 2 people bonding over potentially having AIDS.
i finally watched harry potter... a tad unrealistic if you ask me... i mean a ginger kid with 2 friends?
at some point i feel off my bar stool straight into the arms of a gay guy. just my luck.
I've already made the "blackout on move in day" decision
We let him drunkenly pack his own bags without checking them. Yet no one was surprised when the TSA girl pulled a 12 pack out of his carry on.
he used the hotel microwave to cook the 16" pizza he bought at the walmart deli
He used a "food city great value" card to cut it
I just had sex with the megalodon show on in the background and it was just as magical as it sounds
You're an independent woman who is defined by her own actions and not by whether or not you have a man. You also have great tits.
ill dress up as a sperm donor and you can go as the cup....
Well, he was my lawyer and now we get drunk and hook up.
That explains the way he looks at you.
If we're going to communicate going forward, you'll need to be versed in Gillian Anderson.
whatever, tonight I’ll be getting my ass eaten by an aussie so we good
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