I'm just looking at Lindsay Lohan's vagina.
Oh yea! I was just doing that too!
Thats a flattering suggestion doug but lets be clear NO you may not put your face in my vagina just because ur not charging me a cover. sorry.
Somehow last night, my dad got me so drunk that I ended up throwing up on the couch, turning the cushions over to hide it, and going to sleep on them.
but the good news is i woke up with 15 dollars in my pocket so i probably sold my phone instead of puking on it
We had sex on the hood of my car and broke the windshield.
hey you sure the big one didn't have a penis she left the seat up
He was spoon feeding me wine all night.
We found her in the fireplace eating dog biscuits.
I maybe late, he's in a peeing contest with the neighbor's dog. Currently he's in the lead.
I just fucked her in the corner of an ally while holding a large pizza waiting on a pledge for a ride.
You can't do wine Netflix and blow jobs in the bed you've had since 5th grade with your parents downstairs
I'd rather have snapchat than feelings.
I smoked too much. I'm sitting on my balcony and I keep getting lost. Help me
The best part about theater chicks is nothing is too cliche or out of line. I just fucked her Braveheart style in my entry way while saying goodbye.
U NO SLUT. YOUR HEART IS JUST FREE.
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