I tried watching the view, i got through 8 minutes. That is probably a world record.
They always sound like a bunch of chickens.
Spotted: Pepto Bismol pink Scion with Ed Hardy sticker on front window, air freshener, and seat covers. Total Douchette Mobile.
I think I found my soulmate. This guy in front of me is yelling about getting laid while holding two beers and texting. I think this is love.
me and my sister are feeding my dog poprocks. this is proof you don't need a lot of money to have fun.
FYI, when you wake up, please note that I puked in your shoes because I sstubbed my tooee, not becus I was drunk.
i can't decided whether the fact that her nipples are bigger then her palms is a problem or not
you kept telling her you'd make a great step-dad while cuddling her and rubbing her back...
He's a waiter, looks 15, and told me he loved me after only talking to me for 30 minutes. I told him I wanted a margarita. We got 3 free pitchers. I may have to make this our regular Wednesday night hangout.
It was like the Alcoholic Olympics...double fisting fifths with eight 40s in my backpack...running from the cops in stilettos. I will have bitchin' hamstrings come Monday.
Sex is always the answer.
Especially if the question is: what have I not had this year?
my brother has friends over and I can hear one of them screaming from the basement "BREATHE. FILL YOUR LUNGS. LIVE YOUR LIFE." and it sounds like he's doing some motivational speaking down there but that's actually just how he encourages ppl to take bong hits
On a scale from 1-10 how fucked up would it be to buy weed with my fafsa money?
It's a study aid
i just drunk stumbled into my home... to figure out that we moved 2 weeks ago..
like sometimes I wish I was allergic to latex so I wouldn't have sex with so many people..
I don't know what else to tell you.. just listen to some taylor swift and you'll know what to do in the morning
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