i think 'regret' was last night's theme. i could taste it in my mouth and woke up next to it.
I never doubt that you might be drinking at any moment.
it was like weight watchers had a halloween party.
I just passed on expense account drinking, this must be the worst hangover ever.
Oh eartly, In cocy youtu youchv make the wallflowers d tskunks!y, couch protection now,.sryou should feel special !
The least you could do is send me some gibberish so I know you're alive.
Fuhga
Thank you.
Stephen I'm in a lecture and the lecturer just said 'you can CHOOSE to put something in your mouth and swallow it" i'm the only one here who burst out laughing, this is awkward. Thought you'd appreciate it.
They'll never let you practice medicine.
Dude, you spit in your shirt pocket saying "I'm saving it for later" then dove head first into the pyramid of beer cans we set up.
She made sure everyone knew we were doing shots for her dead grandma.
I woke up with a bagel in my mouth, still ate it. Free breakfast
Jager makes that raccoon appear... The one that shits in a basket in my living room.
Did we do drunk science last night? There's tequila in the test tubes...
I've never had to kick an employee out of bed to go to work before.
He stuck a cigarette in my butt last night. There is no coming back from that.
woke up hungover this morning lying in a water raft covered in water.. i dont know if i should consider this good or bad
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