i've been fucking this guy since february and just found out he might be uncircumsized. currently google image searching to confirm.
He was eating her out on the elevator. What a good man.
Just walked in on the Yellow Ranger getting porked by a guy in a UD Blue Hen costume. Will somebody PLEASE think of the children.
New level of high: If I could bathe in my salsa right now I would.
She thought that based on the way she feels that she got drugged last night, but come on, her turn on word is hello, who needs to drug that??
You said you wanted to start a restaurant called 'Barbecue' where everything is barbecued. You sounded really proud of your concept.
i ended up playing naked naked monopoly and hangman with my dealer. i really love my life.
I WILL BE THE BEST FICTITIONAL HISTORICAL FIGURE FOR THE FEMENIST MOVEMENT THE WORLD HAS EVER SEEN
Haha. Maybe he's one of those feminine men who fucks like a god then makes you fantastic crepes afterwards
Blacked out and Irish exited last night. At dinner. On a Sunday.
how early is too early to start drinking over the gilmore girls revival
God I love dating single dads. They've got their shit at least a little bit together and there's always snacks after sex. #nakedfruitrollups
just hooked up with a guy ON MY CAMPUS VISIT. god only knows whats gonna happen when im actually a student
The logic in me says "don't text him" .But the vagina in me says "text him".
If you shit your pants and not say anything about it right before we have sex one more time I'm dumping you.
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