don't go home with that guy from jersey
i know, not worth the blood test
So he flipped me over and suddenly went limp then told me he was thinking about his ex.
so you punched his junk, right?
I have show me your genitals stuck in my head. Except in spanish. Muestrame tus genitals. Tus genitals.
He just kept muttering to himself "stabby stabby stabby stabby" while we were boning. I will never be boning him again.
My passouts and memory loss are great training for when I have alzheimers. You'll know where to look when I get lost.
I do remember getting hit in the face by an ugly one because she thought I was blowing on her butthole.
Standing in front of the open refrigerator with a 3/4 empty bottle of wine eating Bac-o's from the jar, topless. Somebody really should've taught me better coping skills.
i woke up this morning and saw her in my bed and i said to myself, I think I might have a drinking problem.
AFTER I licked the bald guys head they told me we weren't playing
I woke up with a bagel in my mouth, still ate it. Free breakfast
HE JUST ALLUDED TO FUCKING MY FRESH LOAF OF BREAD
We did it in the bar bathroom and the bathroom attendant sold us a condom. I love Nashville
I'm going to have to go for it. It's like Mt. Everest. It's large and unpredictable but I live for adventure and it's worth never coming back from. Mt. BigDick.
It's OK, I woke up in a drag queen's bed last weekend. It took me forever to get the glitter out of my cleavage.
So my best friends wedding ended with everyone seeing me getting eaten out behind the forbes church. Classy!
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