it's business casual sex. like no kissing, shake hands after, occasional frequency
There are rumors he has a square penis....ill do anything though....
This will be amazing. Plus he's going to do a line of cocaine off of the other guy's ass.
I guess I'm in a committed relationship. We just had shot 1 of 3 of Gardasil. I'm now dead inside.
I came so hard just now that I think I may have regenerated.
Seriously, come get him. He's not even a person anymore. He's a loud, drunk, cock-blocking wrecking ball.
Some guy wearing a horse mask just knocked on my door and started whinnying. I opened the door and he was like, "...oh sorry, wrong room..." so awk.
We found him in the backyard throwing shoes onto the roof yelling "WHO BRINGS CROCS TO A HOUSE PARTY?!"
Can't wait to bequeath this flannel to my grandchildren someday.
'I've been using this to pick up lesbians since before you were born!'
She stumbled into class and Google image searched nipple piercings for the entire 75 minutes
Woke up to the frozen soundtrack blasting in the living room best one night stand ever
If I die on my walk home, please come claim the body. There is $30 in my left shoe for you....for pizza
i'm 99% sure they had an orgy while i was passed out
I'm doing my accounting homework with my vibrator. Guess whose numbers are balanced on the financial statement? This ladys!
We're getting a bucket of chicken and screwing around, so no, you can't join us.
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