dude just tell them you don't wear clothes. they'll understand
you need to do more things constructive for your career. like wearing pants more often.
names aren't important. just tell him all you want is a lil make out sesh and keep it moving.
Hello wreck, this is your train calling.
It was honestly like finding a clitoris in a haystack.
We are so drunk I just let him piss between my legs on the toilet. That's love.
I asked you if you were ok and you said "dude I'm fine, I'm in the recovery position"
I owe her a pancake or a second hand orgasm
he just made me do "this little piggy" to his toes.
you know, i'm always afraid you're going to think i only want you for sex because i only text you when i'm horny
speaking of, guess what i'm thinking about
They've taken all the lighthearted fun out of S&M.
Monday afternoon and I'm still hungover from Valentine's Day. I think I'm winning at the single life.
I dont understand why so many people are content staying in and avoiding alcohol and sex
National tequila day this year falls on a Monday. I've never been more disappointed in my life.
So her ex boyfriend came up a lot in conversation while I was fucking her. Is that weird?
Who the fuck has a conversation during sex?
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