SECOND walk of shame from the westside Hilton, SECOND foreign family w kids staring at me in my dress, glitter purse, spiky heels and booze breath. I said I was going to church. More confusion.
i think i want to fuck a midget just to see how difficult it would be
I love her so much that if I could have sex with her I wouldn't cuz my dick would feel out of place in such a perfect body/vagina
i can't, i'm blowing bubbles in class and getting credit for it
You probably don't remember. You were drunk and getting your tits drummed on like haitian bongos in a voodoo ritual.
Gees I domt know what your deal was. You kept looking at Nick and shaking your head frantically and doing a weird motion with your hands
Tgat was the small dick alert
I'm not liking this ratio of moving to blowjobs...
Well you were already wet from trying to drink straight from the faucet, so I just put you in the bathtub with a pillow and called it a night
Yeah I'd rather get obliterated at home.
Same here. I'd like to ensure that I won't get pissed on.
Ive already seen two fights and a clown urinating in the middle of the street. Hello Halloween 2014.
I'm pretty happy on the couch eating Popeyes and watching Cops so if I go over there you better have drugs left
6 more days and it'll be a year since i slept with him and never went home
I need a job that does not involve working with people who wear animal costumes when they get fucked.
1 fuck you 2 fuck her 3 ur forgiven 4 im breaking up with her
My life is far to together for someone who's such a hot mess inside
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