why are there post-it notes all around the apartment labeled where you guys had sex and in what position
You going out tonight?
No I am at the hospital. Throwing up blood is apparently frowned upon.
It was actually pretty good. His cock is as fat as the rest of him and I took out my contacts so I couldn't see him clearly.
Nope. If I'm going to drive an hour to fuck a teacher, it will NOT be missionary thats for damn sure.
July fourth my place, drunken bubble slip n slide. Yes this is happening and yes I am 31
Intramural soccer game tonight. Be ready for blood. I haven't sobered up since thursday
hand jobs are a waste of time that only lead to arm cramps. Also, where do you look...his eyes, at the penis, at the tv?
yeah the "where to look" question is super awkward
I have fuck me eyes 4/5 people agree. It's like doctors or dentists but with ppl who have lots of sex and know these things.
Are we on the same shift tomorrow and more importantly do you want your pants back?
The last two times I had sex with him I forgot who it was half way through
did I ever tell you about my gay jesus theory?
Soooo I think my neighbor just saw me masturbating on my porch
I'm not the kind of girl that sleeps with someone else's boyfriend. But I'm getting waxed just in case I change my mind...
so i find a box of condoms inside my car with turn by turn directions to her bedroom... kinda freaked out cause she got my address and somehow inside my car
I'll get the most aesthetic strap on, you'll see
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