At what point did we cease to have vaginas?
Sometime in the sweat pants phase freshman year.
miscarriage! now THATS a gift from god.
Do you think anyone has ever tried to have sex with a cows udder before?
i don't think it's normal to still be missing spring break.
she just totaled her parents new car because there was a bee in the car. So she crashed into a light pole to kill it.
It took me 6months to figure out that he only had one testicle.
They put 3 tbs of cinnamon in vodka shots and called it the "cinnamon death challenge"
rigging a system to keep my jello shots cold in class. important election day work.
My boyfriend's brother just got out of jail and he is already telling us to steal cable. Dude.
Vodka and tater tots have managed to satisfy me more than most of the guys I've slept with.
It's 3 am and I'm buying cat food and batteries for my vibrator. Good thing I shaved my legs for this.
If body pillows had a built in vibrator attached I would literally never need a boyfriend again
I literally just want someone to fuck me and buy me cheeseburgers. I don't even want a relationship at this point. Just a chew toy and some food.
I walked in describing her boobs thinking I was talking to you only to hear dad say 'I remember when your moms were like that'. ALWAYS tell me when they get home early. Always
well we started off by chasing vodka with chocolate milk and ended up trying to befriend a crippled raccoon so that should tell you how our night went
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