Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
I just spent twenty minutes with brandons dad explaining why head isnt typically considered sex...can we say awkward?
her parents were awake and in the next room. i think i deserve a big fucking medal for that orgasm.
she said her black crocs were her 'dress up crocs'
i think my mom would be mad if i was pregnant. last time i was she grounded me for a week.
I'm in the line at the airport trying not to vomit on the person in front of me. Happy Tuesday.
this morning i checked my reflection in the toilet as i was throwing up to make sure i still had my pearl earrings on
what's with the bloody hand print on the hood of your car
want to meet me after class and possibly get arrested for indecent exposure?
I had to rip your toilet paper for you...
if anyone knows where my shirt is please let me know and if you know why I don't have my own shirt please also let me know. also do any of you know why I'm missing a bra wire?
How I know we're old. Don knows the owner. The owner said 'How about some shots?' We said no thanks. He looked puzzled and came back later and said 'You know it's on the house?' We said 'Yeah, no thanks.'
I just asked Geoff what he is going to do because Hester left he said he was going to have gay sex with America.
I'm still very high. To be blunt. No pun intended.
Looks like the opera singer hook up is paying off. Ran into the MILF from 407 and she said “your lady friend sounded like a very lucky girl.”
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