My boyfriend cheated on me...what do I do?! :( JK IM BREAKIN UP WIT DAT
The most interesting things happen to you when your pants come down. I truly envy you.
It's either jizz or frosting, and either way, someone's being held accountable.
While we were having sex he told me "this is what you get for not parking my car right" I have never drove his car. He was that kind of weird.
Come down. You're the next contestant on this bowl.
Underwear, t-shirt, bottle of Pinot Grigio and Golden Girls. I've hit a new level of homosexual.
All I want is for every tall lanky young guy who is reading in a Starbucks to go balls deep in me. That's all.
Here is a brilliant idea passed on from men who have that same regret. WEAR A FUCKING CONDOM ALWAYS.
Dude, all I know is that I came out of this thing wearing a snorkel mask and completely covered in glitter and soap.
He's the stereotypical redneck. He tried to go kayaking during a storm and almost got into a fight when a park ranger tried to stop him
I just singed the hair in my nose trying to re-light a joint. now all i can smell is burnt hair. day ruiner
he stole a smokey from the street meat vendor and put it in his pocket when she wasn't looking and now we're drinking avocado margaritas
Keep in mind this was 2012... YOLO was a very new concept.
He named his newborn baby after a character in the Hobbit and that is literally keeping me up at night.
No, no... It was great. I feel like my liver took a vodka shower and washed it's hair with pabst
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