why does my vagina smell like weed?
omg thats a great idea
Dude she let me cum on her face
You have the wrong number I'm the she who let you cum on her face unless some other girl has let you since this morning
she said she was gay. i said prove it. she said "ok i wont fuck you"
Don't worry we found her. Somehow she ended up on my roof with 2 bar stools
I can't stream porn because Xbox live is taking all the Internet. I thought having a male roommate would make life easier.
No it's ok I've been talking to the girl at the Chinese restaurant about your dick for the last 20 minutes. I haven't mentioned your name but she thinks she knows you.
I was using my Beauty and the Beast blanket as a makeshift skirt because no pants
This girl just said she was late for class because she was having sex.
It's a good thing he's hot, because it seemed like he was trying to do CPR on my private parts
Would you accept a fantastic blowjob as payment?
He played me Kanye.. Speaking my love language.. He got a well deserved BJ
Drink water, eat food, and stop tazing yourself
If you binge watch Bill Nye Saves the World without me you can consider yourself single
I wish I could open myself up and check on my liver. Make sure it's hanging on. Ya know?
my mom is drunk and is trying to get me to take a picture of her ass. what is life?
Randomize
