is it true that cum stays in you for 7 years?
that's gum
okay I'm thinking he doens't have a facebook...I'm on page 28 of Hunters
ok you need to stop NOW
Thanks for the menagerie of condoms on my desk
It's the use of SAT words like that which make me want to use them on you
Got a basket, 50 condoms, some candy, 100 plastic eggs & my bunny costume. Campus will feel my wrath in 2 weeks
mid-sex i was thinking.. these are not the right balls slapping me
Just rolled over and found your boyfriend in bed with me. Is mine at your house?
There was a community pot of Ramen, and if you were in the pool you were either fully clothes or ass naked.
She apparently grabbed another girl and pulled her into the shower fully clothed. When the girl was like "you need to stop" she curled up into a ball and refused to leave.
Whoa, you know how to pick em.
I just stabbed open a can of Spaghetti Os with a spork. Who says I cant take care of myself?
You're just gonna have to make the sacrifice man.
I'm trying to hide in the table.
I made him fuck me with my coat zipped up and a unicorn mask on. That level of drunk sex. Weird and creepy yet highly satisfying.
Well that's disappointing. I guess I'll give a lesson on dick-breaking another time then
It's not a walk of shame if you run
Is it ok to bone a former patient who is also a client? Since it is two negatives does that cancel and become a positive?
Hello! Time means nothing. Good morning! I have a vague idea of what day it is.
It is Muednethiday, March 34th, in the Year of Our Lord Joe Exotic 3099.
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