fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
We're playing Big Buck Hunter to determine who buys the next pitchers. And they said video games wouldn't help me later in life
you were sitting on the floor cleaning up your own puke and telling my mom she should hire you as a maid.
They had a "who can aim further away from the toilet" contest. I'm now washing piss off my ceiling.
no memory loss, but i'm unhappy with my memories
the point i decided it was time to leave was when i was on the floor of the bar, after taking her down with me, and a table.
Her boobs are too amazing to be looking at my dick. I'm even ashamed.
Sorry about that whole "setting your deck on fire" thing.
it wasn't a normal cookie, i figured that out 45 minutes into my exam
I said you have to fuck the german guy and take one for the team...it's a once in a lifetime opportunity you know.
He can only pee with the faucet running. It's like I'm dating a fucking toddler.
I've only hooked up with engineers this year and it may be the best future financial decision I've ever made
We almost ended up sober because of u!!
However, you did manage to order seven different drinks while fingering her at the packed bar - it was like watching the pizza men pound the dough in the windows
Its not something you can force it it just has to happen like a rainbow or pooping
Randomize
