I just had sex with a black guy. He told me I had a big dick. I think that's God's way of saying it's okay to be gay.
Fuck buddy has no power. Invited her over to use my shower. I love hurricaines.
she was wide awake when they drew a treasure map on her face the she passed out and they played like 7 games of tic tac toe haaa how was your new years
Yes theres a double standard. Get over it. Fuck the critics and go be the slut you were born to be
It's a sign that no dudes december is about to start: I have a yeast infection.
I can't tell you what you just drank, that would ruin the point of Mystery Monday.
...im seriously confused as to why this doesn't make sense to you. Girl hostage, rob casino. Makes perfect sense.
This little shit keeps eating the playdoh so i replaced the green with wasabi from work. Wonder what his parents are gonna think when he burns his soft palette?
Okay now that I've been wanting to eat these hot cheetos in the bathroom, I know it's time I need to stop smoking and go to sleep.
I think he is probably a psycho that will eventually murder me but i mean the sex last time was AWESOME.
God he's so convenient, drugs, an parties all in one person. He's like the Walmart of delinquency.
I'm not gay but if a lesbian wants to eat my box out I'm not gonna say no to someone who knows what they're doing.
Because 9 pm Thursday you drink a loco cause you just wanna get drunk and have a good time with your friends. Then you wake up on Tuesday and you've had 17 locos and you're pregnant, lying on the side of the road, 3 states over. THAT'S why we don't have only locos parties.
Scientific fact: if he makes a face like a demonic dog when he's fucking you, makes it easier to fuck without feelings.
If you wear a peguin suit you MUST send me a picture!!!
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