Tell me exactly where it said it wasn't a unisex bathroom.
I play with my boobs when I'm bored. I playwith my nipples whe I'm drunk
Bret has after-school detention for writing Brianna has a stinky vag on the ground at recess.
do you know what's more awkward than a positive pregnancy in a public bathroom?
not a thing
walking in on a stranger's positive pregnancy test in a public bathroom
I found a picture of my kindergarten class. Now you can see whose peer pressure I succumbed to.
How are YOU going to look? Buying 40's on Christmas eve.
His penis is literally smaller than my cell phone. I can't go out like that.
I'm pretty sure they changed the plants at the grocery store because of us
We weren't even through customs yet, and we got offered weed. You would love Jamaica.
So the TSA can feel me inside and out in front of 40 people, but they catch me fucking in the bathroom 20 feet away and all of a sudden their the decency police
It's entirely possible that I'm fucking yet another gay guy
We were sad, then we got horny, and then we needed some ranch
I'm fucking sick of guys. I think I'm going to date myself. No drama. And I know I'll always put out.
fuck you
also please return my underwear, they were one of my favourite pairs xo
You are hungover. Your arguments are irrational an incoherent. We only played twice. Have some Gatorade and take a knee.
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