I can no longer count the number of girls I've banged on my fingers and toes. It's like being born again.
The football player sitting in front of me just googled himself. Only 4 articles came up. That's why he plays at Utah State.
I doubt the Taliban would support fake nipples.
The fact that its 10am on a gameday and I have yet to shotgun is absurd
They sext over her pic comments. Role playing as wolves.
I will miss his soup and his dick the most
well in DOG beers, i've only had one
the remote is under the fat chick passed out on the couch. Good luck .. and may god have mercy on your soul.
Woke up in a pile of people on the floor. His dad was already up and ask me to help him cook bacon because "7 lbs can be a mother fucker"
I either need to get adopted or have someone's baby, but I'm joining that family
Goddamn you thin people LEAVE FOOD FOR THE BIGGER DRUNKARDS WHO NEED IT
I'm sending you a dick pic. Ill tell the other ppl in this pancheros its cool
Don't send a pic of dick unless it's inside the burrito
I'm questioning my decision to swallow this morning while my stomach was in hangover mode
Star Wars means nothing to me. I know only the basics. Darth is Luke's father. R2 is short, C3 is gold. Yoda sings Rainbow Connection. The kinda stuff EVERYONE knows.
I’ve developed a strange interest in ear wax removal vids on YouTube. Dear god, I need to get a job
it's like my eyeball is being humped by my eyelid
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