Don't come here someone got drunk and rolled the keg to buger king. no more beeer
If I was on drugs, this would be amazing
the girl next to me in class is drawing a guy banging a chick doggy style...its very detailed
normally i'm against accepting campers on facebook but this one saw me giving head to another counselor and didn't say shit about it to my boss so i feel like shes earned the right to look at my sloppy drunk pictures
there's nothing like the elf drinking game to get me in the christmas spirit.
She was stumbling around looking for her cat. She said i could help, but i had to call him by his jungle name
Couple of things: my nipples are blue and knowing that at some point I'm going to have to poop is incredibly terrifying
i'm covered in glitter and body paint WTF
We're showing the video later bring pizza
sooo trippy being back in town after 5 years. if you had asked me in high school who would be future coke heads, i would have been way off
I need a drink and a shade of lipstick that will put the fear of God in a man's heart.
He just brought a live lobster to the party.
SHE MASTURBATED TO THE THOUGHT OF ME HAVING AN ALL DUDE THREESOME WITH HER EX BOYFRIENDS.
at this point, i'm only going to therapy to get more free condoms
I’m going to lick a fucking door knob when this shit is all over
Probably Waffle House
If I don’t find a quality dick soon I’m going to beg the neighbor for another threesome with her and her husband. It’s like Covid killed all the quality penis Vegas normally has
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