I am so gay it hurts my loins. Going to see She's Just Not That Into You... again. Ohhh my goodness.
i just pooped in tubberware. not a proud day
it turns out vodka filled condoms arent that funny
It was so romantic--he turned me around to face the sunset during doggy-style over the couch back.
seeing an 80 year old woman puke in the bushes changes everything...
that's spring break in florida for ya
I'll be honest, not actually surprised to find half a Big Mac box and bits of broken security glass by the sofa.
Best part of failing a semester of college: not having to buy books next semester. I can drink to that
Also I fell in love w a girl dressed as a pirate that was great at doing the limbo
You know, having a conversation evolve from attractive men to roommate orgies would be weird with anyone else, but you get me.
Until this weekend, a man hadn't made me orgasm since the night Obama was elected. Now THAT is change I can believe in.
Im going..... Drinking all day and hand jobs from 18yr old emo rich girls that are just trying to get back at mom and dad for being to protective...SOLD
Let me tell you how my drug dealer wants me to take his girlfriends little sister to jr prom
I just watched our fat male neighbor dibble a soccer ball across the lawn. It looked like Baywatch with diabetes
I don't want to be drunk any more. Can you hit the off switch?
Let's just say that I took off my pants and I had superman boxers on. Then she took off her pants and she had batman panties on. I think she's the one!
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