Following a car with a GPS. We don't know where he's going, but he probably has a better idea of where we're going than we do. Also, very high.
Seriously just heard: "we need some good ass wine. how bout this swa-vig-non blank"
hahahaha. Oh virginia: where the south begins
i yelled at him for a little and we ended up fucking in a random tennis court.
My cock is literally on the edge of falling off. Fuck Vegas.
They wouldn't let me hang out the sun roof and sing apple bottom jeans in the drive thru of hardee's i think i no longer like these ppl
Ugh he's texting me.
Tell him you're no longer interested in what he has to offer; his shitty personality outweighs his sexual prowess.
eta to your mouth 5 minutes
I liked a picture of him with his pants around his ankles, if that doesn't say I'm into you, I don't know what does.
just peed in rthe mens room but seranaeded them with adelle the whole timee so they didnt mind
If you've never yelled, "fuck you ray Lewis" in front of your 87 year old grandfather you haven't lived
i formally give you permission to eat me when i pass out
Seriously considering modifying my computer case so it can dispense wine. I need to make a bunch of changes and reorganize it's guts anyway....
Hmmm... I thought we agreed as a group we make our last stand in Philly...
I don't wanna go out like that. Covered in melted cheese smelling like a sewer rat...
I watched a compilation video today of a guy banging his sex doll to edm music. I just had to tell someone.
How high are you rn
Well I just ate a cheesecake straight from the box with a fork and now I’m laying upside down in a recliner chair seeing if I can Uber eats Doritos
So not that high
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