My mind says no, but my body says yes.
What does your body say about chlamydia?
you mean i was at the winter classic?
tell me how i ended up in the movie theater alone with a bottle of smirnoff and a bendy straw.
he's got a countert top full of yard sale blenders so id say maragita wednesdays is a go.
He's drinking red wine in a margarita glass. He couldn't be more perfect for me.
It was like the perfect storm of bad decisions.
Got super judged by this lady at the Rolling Stones concert last night. Bitch don't look so salty at my dad and I splitting two joints, an edible, and two margaritas. It's the stones.
Well, you've continued the theme of living with people who's dicks I've sucked.
Oh man I wish I could've gotten a picture of how many anti-circumcision stickers are on this Prius
Its guy fieris flavor town of suffering™
All I could think about while we were fucking was what Hogwarts house he would be in
He's the douchy one who wouldn't let me rip his shirt off, right?
scotch tastings during the week is a baaad idea. i woke up w no pants but wearing my winter coat
we should paint friendship bongs
Listen, yo... we need to have a serious conversation about this Dollar Store toilet paper. Because if I’m going to finger someone’s ass, it’s not going to be my own.
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