ok, i just want to know who did it and which end it came out of
when the lights went off, all i could see was the glowing of the camera light in the closet... i got the fuck out of there so fast.
She volunteers at a homeless shelter. You volunteered to drink 7 day expired milk for $3. No chance. Give up.
I trust that you have thought of something completely illegal for us to do this weekend.
I can't get a boner in the bathroom of a buffet.
Imagine a baby lion feeding on an injured gazelle and it tasting fresh blood for the first time. That's me and this breakfast sammich
She narrowed it down to 7 guys that could have gotten her pregnant.
All I kmoe is rheres a coffee pot full pf vodka in my purse
Is it going to be one of those nights where I shouldn't wear my contacts so everyone looks more attractive?
I WANT MY VAGINA TO POUND AT NICE THINGS.
You told the cashier at McDonald's not to smell the ones cause you had just got back from the strip club. Good deed.
We both got free alcohol and got laid by foreign men last night.
I'm not going out again for the rest of my life. I can't top this.
Just bought shock top, Trojans, double shots and baby oil. At 8 am. While the lady in front of me bitched about her expired coupons.
okay we need to get tested.
no YOU need to get tested. I'm just going along for the ride.
Is there evidence of another human being getting away with this/ not dying?
Randomize
