can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
Five girls, one freshman pledge. We're like our own Make A Wish Foundation.
Ok just saw a girl open a pillbox, dump it out on her notebook and count out 13 adderall tabs and put them in a baggie and leave. Oh hey college.
We can smell you smoking weed from downstairs and your little brother is asking why the upstairs smells like gasoline. Please smoke in the basement. XOXO dad.
oh yeah I know that guy. he's legit. slept in my closet a few times
They asked if I wanted to shotgun a beer and before i could ask who had a knife they all had bit holes into the cans. Im never leaving Germany!
The cops are here to take me to jail, so I guess I have to go with them. If I'm not out by 6 p.m., there is some left-over lasagna in the fridge for you.
I forgot how wholesome of a place a park is when youre not drinking there.
He called me on my way to the bathroom and told me he wanted to hear me pee my beers out... That. Drunk.
I'm an approx 70% certain someone switched my UV Blue for Windex - just as volatile as you might think.
seriously, i never want to drink Robitussin again. her face was melting as i tried to convince her i wasnt high and i probably would have fucked ray. his parents thought i was a sweet charming lesbian.
This is why you are not allowed out in public.
I think you just miss his friendship.
I think it's his ability to give me multiple orgasms.
We hooked up last night. I think it was great for our friendship.
Remember when you tried to talk but you could only count by 2s?
No feeling is better than coming home from your booty call and putting on a fresh pair of granny panties
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