god i wish i could take a shit and a shower at the same time
Yeah and Nick is shooting his loaded 9mm in his backyard.
It's horrible of you to say your above all this when the bar uses your drunk picture to scare people.
the elusive kegmastree, who's mystery is only exceeded by it's power
and this is why we should make december sharting awareness month.
She is singing the swedish chef song and throwing utensils. I love this place
I'm going for high school drunk, you've got 15 minutes to get here.
Can't you just imagine you've grudge fucked me so we can get past this?
you walked around drinking beer out of a plunger and telling people it was a goblet...
She fell off the bed and giggled until she passed out naked. It was really weird.
Probably not gonna date her.
You drunk? Cause I have a terrible idea...
When creating your wedding guest list do you put the girl you & your fiance had a threesome with under your friends or his friends?
To the woman who just heard me unscrew my flask in the Denny's women's bathroom at 10am: discretion isn't required but greatly appreciated.
Did you at least share?
try to milk me bitch
His mom just pulled off a quadruple cockblock. I'm not sure if I'm mad or impressed?
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