In regards to your tweet: as its been said on all of those posters on ffffound: keep calm and carry on
I've decided to film a documentary centered around how he manages to keep that beast caged in such tight pants
girl in the front row yawned. double jointed jaw. i know where i'll be sitting next class
I think I've lost the thrill of being a slut. It's just that the newness has worn off, I think.
I'm also glad were at the point in our friendship where my vagina talking to you isn't weird
Fuck him for salsa, please. I heard its a good recipe.
Walking down the street trying to find the pants I had on last night
Hey to make you feel better about last night, I just shit my pants.
what the hell is that chicken wire thing she's holding?
An artistic expression of her stupidity.
I just quit my job so I could get dick this weekend. I'm pretty sure my need for dick is much more important than the customers' needs.
I'm a professor! I can't be caught chasing the liquor with you hooligans once the undergrads have seen my face
there may have been a blood oath never to speak of it again...only reason i can think of as to why there was a 1 inch bloody cut on my right boob
I tried to cut you?! I'm sorry! PS where's my hair?
I'm going to target high, just in case I ask you where my paycheck went later
She ripped her shorts off and yelled "VAGINA TIME!"
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