Drinking non-alcoholic beer is like going down on your cousin.
Sure it tastes the same, but it ain't right.
It was then that he suggested we all nibble ears. A nibble circle.
I just saw that your im name has '4eva' in it. Your man card has been revoked.
FB needs to have a relationship status called...screwing my roommates bf..linking their names would be an easier to tell her!
had to split buying plan b over two cards. I will no longer challenge people to get on my level
Somehow "stranger danger" turned into making out with a 25 year old on burbon street.
whoever brushed my teeth and whitened them while i was passed out, thanks.
I deem it safe for us to drink together again.
They dropped the charges?
Yeppers. Come drink beers.
if I see a bottle of vodka right now I'll probably throw up gum I swallowed when I was a kid
Wanna skype?
Can your lips gently and pleasantly suck on my balls via skype? If not, then no.
They got me high and left me at the mall with a giftcard for $400. I need an adult.
Running errands with mom, cool. Coming to pleasures with mom for her valentines night, not ever in a million years cool.
If I don't singlehandedly make your gf realize she needs to straighten the fuck up or ruin your relationship before I leave I have failed you as a friend.
In other news, I just sneezed and almost shit myself. What is happening to my life??
we tried to make a drinking game out of 4 pokemon cards you found in a drawer.
Randomize
