THERE ARE ENTIRELY TOO MANY HOT UNDERAGE GIRLS HERE FOR THIS TO REMAIN LEGAL.
I puked in the urinal of a bar tonight. Not embarrassed cause I got away with it, legitimately upset you weren't there to make fun of me.
She just asked me if I was looser "in the vagina" than her. While gyrating.
I've actually, minus lsat night have actually changed my drinking habits
If Anthony Weiner can get in trouble for sexting 2 or 3 girls I dunno how politicians will make it in 10 years.
Lol I would vote for a guy that is trying to be a senator that has a viral video of him motorboating a topless chick
Wellp yesterday was spent absurdly hungover and today was spent in planned parenthood so I hope that's not an indication of the year to come
They came over the loud speaker and said "no laying on the dance floor.." I thought i was dancing, but apparently that's just the way it started out.
I think I've been there, but who knows? I drink a lot
He just said "I know you want my cock" and I said nah. I want food bro
All I've done today is nap, eat candy and get off from my vibrator. I didn't know it was possible to be THIS single.
New rule. If he's too busy to put the "H" in "what" then I'm too busy to put his D in me.
CyberMonday=Bulk Condom Shopping For 2018
you said, "I wonder what your mum is doing right now." in the middle of sex, of course I threw up on you.
yeah i ran into him at the bar at 11pm. he started talking about engineering and the next thing i know it's 4am and i'm naked on top of him.
Lately I've been very attracted to Kevin Jonas because he's like...less hot than Joe, but he's this healthy mix of both Joe and Nick. It looks like he's finally growing into himself.
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