giving a blow job on a jetski isn't as easy as it sounds.
Got one of only two perfect scores in the class on the quiz I took drunk. This is not a good thing for me to have learned about myself.
I don't know at least half of his name. I have officially become a statistic.
Who knew drunk me could climb a 17 story building for apple juice and sex
My cat clawed my face because i tried to give it a foot massage...never doing shrooms again.
I told my doctor about us having twin chlamydia
Really uncomfortable with the level of eskimo brotherhood at this family reunion
Dude a gay guy just Sparta kicked this Samoan guy for calling him a flamer you need to get down here the free kamakazee shots haven't even started yet
Her roommate was talking on her cell when I came out of the bedroom and I definitely heard her describe how shitty and terrified I looked. Awesome.
He didn't call me beautiful but he came in less than five minutes so same thing, right?
In tonight's episode of Travis' Fucked up Sex Life, Travis breaks into a building at Tulane to have sex with an attractive Asian man.
Like, I don't need to know your life dude. I just need you to suck my tits.
His 89 y/o father walked in on us. Judging by the gasp/moan, I don't think the 1920s prepared him to see another dude inside his son.
hey. this is your former cousin. you boned my best friend last night.
Will you PLEASE get your mom to stop telling me I'd make a great husband? She knows I'm gay, right?!
I know, but she really likes you. Have you met my brother yet?
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