Told a girl i wanted to feel her bellybutton from the inside... I need to learn how to flirt
Don't interrupt me, I have a limited time to be high and thus be remarkably good at Pac Man
so I woke up and found tortilla in my belly button
He was a level 5 clinger dude i dont need to be told how ridiculously awesome i am all the time, if so id just hang out with my mom
I Apparently saved a picture of the Eiffel tower in between 2 pics of his dick. It appears to be the same size. I fucking love Paris.
its so hard to text. the buttons are tickling my fingers
Come over we're drinking with orange soda as a chaser to honor 90s nick kenan and kel.
Then he claimed me as his prize for 3rd place in a wing eating contest. Too romantic.
I gather from Facebook you got drunk last night and took semi naked pictures of yourself?
It's meant to be, Cynthia. You, him, and your developed breasts are meant for each other.
Just scratched my head and I basically rained glitter.
I woke up with a dread of barbecue sauce in my hair. Drunk munchies makes me a disgusting person.
I just spent the last three days trying to hook up with a dude for his pool privileges
I just woke up and my ass is covered in honey and my eye brows are shaved off.
hey can you send me that pic of that dude?...if this isn't Rochelle's phone...can you please find and tell Rochelle to send me that picture of that dude?
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