its 4th on my favorites list. 1. butt sex 2. mini skirts 3. three meat pizza rolls 4. fuck the pain away by peaches
yeah come on over we're just pre gaming for the grocery store
the best sex is "duke just lost" sex.
THE MIME IS MIMING TO BUST A MOVE KARAOKE. ALL MIME-RELATED EVENTS DESERVE CAPS LOCK
Wrote my name backwards on the test and asked for extra credit points. Late start booze days are my new favorite thing.
Be ready for a dog pile. On your head. With my ass.
Whatever dude, just dont tell her your first impression was she looked like your cousin. no judgement here. just sayin.
If you're still up for that roadtrip, I managed to end up in Louisiana and could use a ride home.
He threw a twenty at the stripper and asked for change
well did he get it
....yes
It wasn't even dirty talking, it was more like the soothing gentle nonsense noises you make when you've spooked a horse.
I have weed and a speedo - I don't need anything else.
Just zoned back in to real life and found myself chanting "noodle eater noodle eater noodle eater" at my parrot as he devoured a single macaroni
Well it might’ve been because you asked to play What Makes You Beautiful at the club
Speaking of dignity, who all saw me....
I burned my tit while he banged me and it was still the best kitchen sex EVER!!!
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