she was hot for a redneck and i dont look at teeth
just survived the first fart of the relationship.
Lauren will drop me off I'll be drunk ride you for a little bit and then you can go to sleep
sorry. that wasn't for you
I've never seen a kid turn down a sure thing for a possible handy by a freshmen. You need to re-evaluate.
we can add 'stealing hydrangeas from the sign in front of the credit union because we're too poor to have all of the flower arrangements professionally done' to my list of maybe-felonies
Can we dedicate this weekends marathon sexcapades to all the haters?
Did you eat 9 cans of raviolii last night?
Come on man nobody wants to admit that
ya i guess you have to take things with a grain of salt in a place where nipple clamps are the norm..
I may have just flashed my roommate as he walked in while my towel was falling. Now he knows what an American sized penis looks like I suppose
I generally just try to vote by which candidate I think has the bigger dick. Sorry Romney.
I honestly think she should have her own reality show called "Lowering the Bar" and it consists of a camera crew following her from Bar to bar hooking up with unsuspecting drunk attractive men.
Hahah. They reconnected again?
Like with his penis I guess
I'm not sure we can use safewords tho. She smokes so much she had to keep asking what the safewords was. Bondage and bongs don't mix
Sexting across continents is really a perfect example of how far technology has come.
I don't mean to alarm you but are the strongest testicles in the family. I just learned I can lift 90 lb with my balls! Beat that.
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