I'm in your bed right now
Okay meet you there give me 10
Don't think you can make me leave either
Give me ten I ha e to be ******'s wingman I want you
Um, I don't know who U MEANT to send that to, but yes I WAS going to fuck you. Instead you can go play Halo with ur friends.
Do you remember last night at all? Be honest
I need to look at the pictures on my camera to fill in the gaps.
For some reason, my father is not responding to the 5 texts I sent him that all read: "Dad dad dad dad dad dddaadd dddddaaaaaaaaad dad".
i cant belive i got a ticket! i know what his dick tastes like!
I really want to title the album "I want to make sex with your face" but I also want a job someday. Temptations, temptations.
It's official. Hawaii is 100% better when you're stoned.
So the old dude that tried to fight me is definitely Katie's dad. And the pot cookie's kicking in. Shit is getting weird.
I don't remember... but puking on the bar sounds like me.
All I want to do on Facebook today is comment on people I knew in high schools profile pictures and tell them how much uglier they are now.
The bong is packed and it's taco Tuesday come over
Yeah, last night in the parking lot was hot. I'm sure whoever has the surveillance tapes thinks so too.
They made up a new version of "Smash or Pass" called "I would(n't) let you sit on my face" to yell at the freshman
Yah. I'm gonna lay you down and feed you grapes, except I'm gonna replace grapes for my balls
are you still alive?
no.
i'll cry at your funeral. and leave a burrito by your tombstone
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