Wanna demo a makeout? Check box yes or no. Or maybe. Okay bye.
In other news I saw a pack of make believe zombies walking down green st.
gotta love wednesdays
thanks for stopping by when you did. making a meatball quesadilla while high was a bad choice
Judging by the crutches in the living room I take it you two are fine and we aren't going out tonight?
I want to be done crawling through windows but the sex is too good to stop...but I'm running out of excuses for where the bruises on my legs are coming from.
this is you don't wonder off at 3 am with no pants on. Just stay there and pray to god you don't get arrested for being on school property.
I'm in the bar bathroom about to pass out. But it's ok cause I set my alarm to go off for last call
Yea there's blood all over the porch but we wont have to buy alcohol for the rest of the week
You know, having a conversation evolve from attractive men to roommate orgies would be weird with anyone else, but you get me.
He broke up with me over the phone while I was getting my bush waxed into a "D" for his surprise birthday present. Talk about bad timing...
Just tapped my penis on the head and said "this will be your year buddy."
I just had to pick up my "let's drink and make bad choices" hat, my banana suit and beer pong table from work. Until just then I couldn't figure out why I got fired.
IF YOU HAVE THE CHANCE TO HIT THAT, AND YOU DON'T, I WILL FUCKING CRUCIFY YOU.
You're such a supportive sister.
I find nice boys who are in extremely long term relationships with nice girls, wait for them to break up, and sneak in for the rebound fucking.
You are like a terrifying jaguar of sex. Predatory.
ill let you put your finger in a lot of things. but a ring is not one of them.
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