Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
well, i woke up this morning to a note i left myself my dry erase board, "dear you: i had sex with someone awful."
Did I at antime last saturday slip away and sign up for a prayer circle?
My only regret is that I have but one penis to give to your vagina.
I'm going to have to start playing roller derby again so I can blame my sex-related bruises on that.
Made a holiday JibJab of all my fucks. How's your night?
Attempting to sleep without a bra since i got my nips pierced wish me luck. Also almost sent that to my coworker.
My brother slept till 4, bought a sword, got drunk and sharpened said sword. I went to corporate compliance training. Life is not fair.
He had to put the child locks on the windows so you would stop screaming at random boys
Don't do anything I wouldn't do. Thankfully for you that list does not include male models.
Have you ever been so high that you felt like corduroy? I'm at that level.
Can you get winded from lip syncing? I don't know how Britney does it
You know you're an adult when you start planning your hookup a week in advance
While buying Plan B the lady at the counter looked at me and said hope you have a successful night as I walked away in shame
its like i get a dick upgrade with every new guy i screw, at this rate i'm scared to see my next one
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