I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
So then the officer asked you how you were getting home and you told him "very carefully"
she just made a shot glass out of magazine paper. I love her.
Drinking Grey Goose on the toilet. Don't make me graduate.
i am breaking up with you. because you wash your hair too much and you only drink light beer and because you're not party enough.
ill give you a picture of me naked for $5. im desperate.
It smelled like mall pretzels. Of course I investigated.
My mom just blew pot smoke into my nose and called me a cat.
Also pregame at mine tomorrow?
I hope no one at work will be able to read the "who wants body shots" on my chest. I forgot about it.
The goblet must only be used for good. And vodka. And anything t-pain would be proud of.
I didn't think it was possible, but that girl next door is even louder when drunk.
That's why I don't chug things. Because when I was a freshman in college tequila came out my nose.
He was so drunk he was throwing the bowling balls into other lanes on purpose. He still beat my high score thought.
There is absolutely a 0% chance my hips will make it out of this twerking business fully functional
when you wake up naked in a bed with glowsticks, a rolled ankle, a hangover, and a condom; alone. you wonder shit
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