My ass is singing 4 different tunes right about now... Taco Bell was a bad idea!
he thought he was parachuting out of a plane... talk about a bad trip.
So two questions...why am I covered in muffins and are there pictures of this.
I just want you to sit on my face and to tell you you're pretty. Most girls would leap at this opportunity.
She just tried to snort granola up her nose but its ok she's not bleeding.
He puked on the grill while the burgers were on. We had to go to taco bell
The cop actually kicked the bitches out of the cab so we could get ours. I flipped them all off as the door was shutting. That drunk.
I was wearing my get used bookstore shirt when we fucked. Ironic yet appropriate.
It's really funny to see the look on the sales lady's face when she asks why you're replacing a painting. "I knocked it off the wall during sex w/ my heels," wasn't what she expected.
He's not messing around tonight. 4 fist pumps.
Fucked a kid by the name of your hometown tonight... FOR THE WIN.. BF4L
Oh it's tea and biscuits for everyone. An possibly pink eye
Just had my butthole waxed. If that changes your plans for Saturday..
What can i say, my face is nice and my body is just unreal. And my beer pouring/stealing is incredible \n
I aimed for bossy but it came out slutty
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