My dick has been asking about u. He said he didn't do anything wrong n I'm a dumbass
and she was petting her beer can
I got her a Nickelback box set.
There is something depressing about eating toast in a dark living room by myself using a paper plate that says: "Let's Party!"
i flashed his best friends last night
you always were good at making good first impressions
DOWN HORMONES. BACK.
Some guy walked in while I was taking a piss and asked me if I knew of a back way out of the bar. He looked pretty freaked out.
this year we will have multiple halloween identities. lesbian couple meets brian and stewie
It takes a special kind of Adderall to make me go to the hardware store, buy paint, and paint tiny polka-dots on all four of my bedroom walls.
He fell asleep cradling my ass and every time I moved he adjusted his hand accordingly. I've found the one.
I made him cum so hard he couldn't play video games for like an hour. I've never been more proud of myself.
These last few days with George, grandma, and now Carrie all dying have been pushing me further and further into rum's sweet embrace.
I'm sorry i showed you my boobs.. I probably shouldn't have done that.
Last night i walked into a gas station to get condoms. I threw them on the counter and the guy gave me a funny look because i was wearing a bra under an open cardigan and no shoes. I screamed "DONT JUDGE ME!" and he gave them to me for free.
Any luck with the purse?
No, though I did find her weed. Also her sons name is King. I'm uncertain how I feel about that
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