I got us kicked out of the bar because the waitress found me in the kitchen trying to make spaghetti
Will you be topless? That will affect my answer.
If him repeating sorry while thrusting isn't makeup sex than I don't know what else is
I'm having a self conscious moment and I need your complete honest opinion of my boobs.
I have vomit stuck in my nose, you should come with a warning label.
Shame tastes like burnetts and latex
You don't know how badly I want to just hold you as a soup spoon holds a bisque
i refuse to give everyone the satisfaction of seeing the results of my acting on my thoughts
So the doorbell rang while we were banging, and I'm pretty sure the pizza man saw my dick. But hey, we got pizza.
Three Asian guys got on the elevator with a handle of Hennessey and a sleeping bag. This is not the start of a joke.
Every time you mention the threesome around him I will high five you. Do what you will with this information.
Date with Air Force guy was nice btw. And for my next trick I'll talk him into fucking me in his fighter jet at 30,000 ft.
I enjoy the company of your penis
I just saw a girl on the phone crying and eating a sandwich. Thats talent right there.
YOU GOT ME SO DRUNKK
i got me so drunk!
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