How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
do you know how hard it is to sit through a 3 hour movie with someone and not fuck them?
she was puking into the toilet drowning herself saying "its okay im a swimmer"
I'm hoping to finish this bottle of wine before I pass out, I don't want the remainder spilling on my white down comforter.
I just saw a group of 50+ year old women all wearing shirts that said "drink up, bitches" ...please tell me that can be us some day.
Fucking plugged the shower with taquitos I just threw up.
I think I'm still fucked. I can see the electricty going through the street car lines
I'm a gymnast. they should know better than to let me get dunk near anything i can flip on
Question. Was fucking Laura an entirely regrettable decision?
like...quickly.
I knew us throwing ourselves at him back in the day would pay off. I'm gonna b a divorcees rebound. Score!
No, dude...I agree it's great in theory but I promise you that 80 drunk 21 year old sorority girls together in one room for formal is one of the worst drama filled ideas ever. Ever.
I was going down on her and she started whistling "Whistle while you work." I'm in love.
You are free to stop by. I promise to keep my penis in my leather pants
That's like a fucking falcon or some shit. I don't know birds but I know that is not a bird you fuck with.
I thought I was at a rave until the paramedics started chasing me. You win again tequila.
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