its not stalking. its research.
and I asked her"are you allergic to condoms latex like your older sister " she said "Idk this is gonna be my 1time"
so i never found you. but i found vodka. so its kinda the same
I just sat through a State Farm mortgage Insurance commercial to watch a Trick Daddy video. Is this the target audience they are going for here?
it's too soon in the relationship to think about him when i masturbate. so i think about his dad instead.
I pretty much threw up on him while he slept, I had one task today which was to wash the sheets that I threw up on and I turned them pink. I would leave me if I could
You should try cooking mac & cheese naked sometime. It's quite relaxing.
It's total crap. On a side note I watched a porn of 4 guys wrestling in chocolate then messing around with each other. It was like a dream come true
Dude.. full face helmets and hangovers do not mix... I am never going to get rid of the smell of puke.
That's like being smoked out by a unicorn. If the opportunity presents itself you fucking do it and don't ask questions.
I was just too high to be in rapids man. I just screamed for the entire time I was jostling about.
In my opinion the party was fun, but i did A LOT of cocaine so my view was a little distorted......
Nothing like a little " am I gonna shit myself " to spice up the work day
i also remember watching someone vomit off a balcony which was kind of grim
The last I heard from her she said she was going to plant sunflowers, get drunk on white wine and listen to Everybody Wants to Rule the World on repeat.
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