Whod you bang
Is it necrophilia if we're both dead?
yeah well you didnt even puke from the alcohol. we cut you off and went to huck finn's and told you that the "irish cream" coffee creamers had baileys in it, so you shot down like eight of them and puked all over the floor. it was great. we cheered you on and everything
i feel like my life has become an afroman song and idk whether i should be sad about that or not
You can't date a girl from every country.
I'm the captain planet of women
I'm gonna have bed sores at the end of this hangover.
I learned nothing from that class except drinking and chemistry go together great.
I just realized this is gonna be the last time that I'm high in my childhood home. I'm kinda sad. I'm really high..
shes still asleep dad put a lobster in her bathroom
dude, i think we just came across a situation where tits weren't worth it.
Just saw a porn entitled "Nad Biter". Redheads are now forever out of the picture.
How would u feel about transportimg a penis shaped ice luge to nashville?
Getting stoned and sitting front row in a legal class.. Not my best idea
he bit THROUGH my nipple
plus side, no need to pay for a piercing.
rest in peace liver.
It was nice having you occupy space in my body that could be holding beer n chicken.
that's going in my livers obituary.
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