On my way, I hope you have alcohol for me to blame stuff on...
i havent thrown up in four monthes, im clearly not drinking enough
She narrowed it down to 7 guys that could have gotten her pregnant.
he came within less than a minute of me blowing him. this was our second night hanging out in a row. for an almost 30 year old italian man, he is NOT living up to his country's reputation
I'm love that we're talking about a possible 3rd 3some, and that you're going to be a dad.
Call me next time you want to get irresponsibly drunk when we have grown up things to do the next day.
People said that when they tried to talk to me I answered that there was a glass around my head stopping me from answering them
I don't want to tell anyone! People who sleep with senators either end up in porn or guantanamo
I can't drink with the moms anymore. All they talk about is lactating.
If its possible to have a hickey on your nipple, I have one. Thank you.
I just wanted to be nice to your dick and you are rhyming at me.
I was gonna turn him down, but he correctly identified a song from Pocahontas.
At the bar in my pajamas again
Ummm that is the 3rd time this week and it is Wednesday
I was literally so lonely last night that I stopped watching a video on porn hub and just read the comments
I fuckin love you!
I would reciprocate the feeling if i knew who this was.
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