belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
I sat in the mc D drive thru and refused to move till the chick gave me her number
I just realized I've stolen a hat from every guy I fucked. Except the last one. Maybe there is hope for me.
i have to get rid of the hedgehog.
Does it come with a cage?
yes. and food and toys.
i'll trade you an 8th for it
deal.
It didn't get weird until she took off her underwear, looked down, and said "fill her up!"
At least it earned you a couple drinks. And something tells me you've touched grosser things with less incentive.
So getting a bj to I believe I can fly is one of the greatest things ever
Sudue. BIG CUP LOTS OF NOMNOMD TUOSPY
It's safe to say that bucket of tequila night can NEVER HAPPEN AGAIN.
About six hours after the bottle of smirnoff, I was googling "losing your stomach lining" and calling my mom for help. She has experience.
Glad to know I rate above a cabbage on the parenting scale.
We need a full length mirror. I just ate it trying to look at my shoes on the toilet. But aside from a arm bruise I'm good to go
Did we actually play with swords last night or did I dream that?
Three cheers for handling my crush on my boss in an entirely reasonable manner, by having a threesome with my coworkers.
"I'm 22, I could die in a piano bar." -a sentence i actually just said to my boss
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